It's not his fault - it's that damn extra down you have down there! How's a guy supposed to keep track? Read more
Gotta like a chick with a hot back. Read more
Does this make Whitlock a black Berry? Read more
Oh thank God. From the title I thought it was Michael and Steve. Read more
I think that's the play that the frog should recreate. Read more
I wish I was 1/1000th as good at my job as most 911 operators. Read more
I think this hearing was far too important to have been overseen by Judge Gary Coleman. Read more
That's good, I was worried about who would look after Marmaduke. Read more
The Dodgers are a young team disguised as one making a last lap around the track. Read more
You don't "feud" with the Buzz. You take the ass-kicking and then accept the thousands of apologies. Read more
Linesmen = No armbands Read more
I'll butter my hips as a precaution. Read more
Ha. Buzz. He's like a blind guy at a surprise party, hiding in the middle of the room. Read more
Organizers were seen crying. In a van. With their friends. Read more
Just another thing that's Obama's fault. Like 9/11, Glee and Polanski's extradition. Read more
I bet the Air got way up in there. Read more