This is why people shouldn't be allowed to carry harpoons. Read more
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A perfect opportunity to use the patented "Little Drummer Boy"™ comeback, wasted. Read more
I haven't seen this much obsession over one man's junk since Nikola Tesla's estate sale. Read more
I guess it's true what they say: out of horrible tragedy, comes hilarious comment thread. Read more
Like Michael Johnson, he runs wearing golden shoes. Read more
Number of games it will take each series to be decided in italics. Read more
The bartender that got her drunk? Read more
The bartender who got her drunk? Read more
I'm more offended by the guy filling out his expense report. Read more
Is there anywhere online that one knows of where the ninth inning could be watched, whilst simultaneously still reading the liveblog? Read more
Banf that shit. Read more
@ithacabaron: I don't know why you're getting so defensive. It's a hilarious shirt. You should be proud. Read more
Look at how swarthy those horses look. They're like the equine version of Milli Vanilli. Read more
AROD AND JETER VERSUS PAPI AND MANNY TONIGHT ON FOXXXXXXX! Read more