@Gourmet Spud: I'm talking about Sim City. #running Read more
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In Central America, they call the "spitball" a "Hirschbeck". #marianorivera Read more
His eyes were as misty as the glistening morning dew that welcomes us each April to the hallowed grounds of Augusta National. Read more
@Bahama Swallow: Maybe you are all homosexuals! #dennisrodman Read more
In those clothes, he looks like a homosexual. #dennisrodman Read more
If I were Sims-Walker, I would have jumped out of bed immediately afterward, pointed to the back of my jersey and said "sorry, baby - got a dash". #jacksonvillejaguars Read more
Stephen Colbert allows a PETA rep to shave his pubes: 70/1 Read more
And those were just the quotes from Ron Darling. Read more
@SavetoFavorites: A reminder to our viewers that it takes years of study and practice to master a whip. Read more
That bench's name is Toby! Read more
@Torgo's Executive Powder: They're going to feed him the boots of spanish pleather. Read more
"I've been called a greasy thug, too. And it never stops hurting. So here's what we're gonna do..." Read more
...nicknamed Pete as a child because, during hot Georgia summers, he liked to chase the Peter Pan ice cream truck down the street. Read more
I thought he was simply inspired by the vocal love and support from those wonderful Yankee Stadium rosebushes. Read more
I think I'd drive a van into a kindergarten class. Read more
They even willingly go to games at FedEx Field, which is like watching a game inside a prison. Read more