11. Are you pro- or anti- an absolutely obscene amount of snoring? Read more

You fools! You fired the wrong Ber_ _n! Read more

@Gormet Spud: I feel like Newton on The Mighty Hercules when that other gay centaur showed up. Read more

I'm assuming the "Underground Wonder" bar is where all the cool hobbits hang out. Read more

@ArkansasFred: Nope. Just acquitted on all charges. Yay, ambiguities in the statutory definition of "consent"! Read more

Sigh. I can't wait til 2012 gets here. Read more

I'm with Neon here Read more

I tried to explain this to my five-year-old nephew, when I forced him to watch an unauthorized cartoon of Wile E. Coyote just absolutely tearing the roadrunner to pieces. Read more

Just two guys in a port-a-john, dropping a quad. #oaklandraiders Read more

I thought that was just the Afghani translator. #almichaels Read more

Who howns the Idaho Junior Steelheads? #nakedpeople Read more

Ugly people should stick to what they know best: appearing in British television. #stevephillips Read more

I know that video all too well - I sued its makers for trademark infringement after my Gary Coleman/Emmanuel Lewis comic book tanked. #thedarksideofthelockerroom Read more

@Hatey McLife: "You paid how much for a head of lettuce???" Read more

Comment deleted for moron-ness. Read more

PS my friend and I told her we loved her and she said Aw, thanks ... great person! Read more

The Big (Baby's Arm Holding an) Apple #adrianpeterson Read more

"Your dad gives you shoes? Lucky." Read more

Now that's not fair. A.J. may be a monster and a child molester, but he is hardly overtanned. #espnhorndoggery Read more

@Gourmet Spud: Which I would masturbate to for long periods of time. #running Read more