Dude ... that's you! You should totally call her! Read more
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This is clearly one of those "Lifetime Achievement" awards, like when they gave Scorsese the Oscar for The Departed or freed Nelson Mandela. Read more
Montreal is the Buffalo of Canadian football—having lost four of the last seven Grey Cup finals. Read more
@RaeCarruthFamilyReunion: See Chamomiles' comment below. Read more
@Gourmet Spud: Based on my years of medical training, of course. Read more
Jesus. Serious condition is not good. Read more
How does it end? I keep getting to the "[rewind]" part and having to start over. Read more
@ClintonPortishead: You don't even want to talk to me on National-Fuck-Your-Moose-At-Work-Day. Read more
How I went through that period without sucking a dick is beyond me. Read more
Well, at least no one can say that the NFL didn't give it a half-assed effort before sweeping the issue under the carpet for all eternity. Read more
Now I don't know anything about the law, but I'm pretty sure this is a clear case of criminal negligence causing death. Or habeas corpus. Read more
Lemme tell you something, Danny Lanzetta - you are no Danny Pintauro. Read more
Provided your last name isn't "Gosselin", my heart breaks for you, pal. Read more
They were merely exchanging long protein strands. Read more
This is the last thing he needs. He just got over that exposure to the Ark of the Covenant:
The high jump record is quite revered in Germany, because it doesn't involve a Pole. Read more
...giving him "at least" one black eye. Read more
Not buying it. That's clearly Johnny Cash. Read more
John Brewer a.k.a. Carroll Monday. Read more