@TimCouchFanatic: Augusta Style: Men only. e.g. "Can I bring my girlfriend to the key party?" "Naw, we're doing this one Augusta Style." Read more
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Gettin' Martha Burk'd: Getting cockblocked. Read more
@Gourmet Spud: Nasty Slice: Any woman who Daly was with first. Read more
Replacing Your Divot: Providing woman with the morning after pill. Read more
He's also suspected of leaving this graffitti in the bathroom stall: Read more
Not to be confused with "Beastboy", and his most famous work, "Golden Retriever Getting Into Bubble Bath". Read more
That duck has a distinct "I'm about to become foie gras" look of terror about him. Read more
@THE MENTALIST!: Stop it! Stop it! We're already dead! Read more
@SayChowdaFrenchie: Nope. I was quoting from the press release. Read more
Their main requirement was a coach who could Erin Go Bragh-less. Read more
@Artie Fufkin: +1. Read more
@LondonYankee: Wow. Read more
She left the same message for Y.E. Yang during the final round of the PGA Championship. Read more
Sorry. I used up all my pity votes last year on that rotund infant. Read more
While tickets are complimentary, JoBu would appreciate offerings of cigars, rum. Read more
@UpstateUnderdog: So you're saying that J. Grubbs is a gal who can't get no love from you? Read more
@TheStarterWife: That 'fucking horse' put Will through Beautician College, thank you very much. Read more
What? More like S.H.I.T.T.Y., am I right? Read more
I read this news today. Oh, boy... Read more