Toronto fans will now commence spending the rest of the evening staring out their windows and listening to "Vincent". Read more
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Is that Meg White? Read more
Tiger Sheaths His One Wood. Read more
I knew Stev D when he was just a Ste D. Read more
...manages to somehow squeeze in a reference to Astral Weeks. Read more
I can't tell you how excited I am to have this comment appear in a court exhibit. Read more
@MattinglysSideburns: Distracted by the sexy car ads? Read more
@MattinglysSideburns: Ah. You were so close to the end of the post. Read more
This is why Elin should take the money now before I go public with our affair. Read more
Live, Iraq War Poland, Czechoslovakia. (War) Read more
Live, Trial of the Century. Christopher Darden, Kato Kaelin. (Crime) Read more
This will make Granderson happy. His sole request was that he be traded to another team that uses a prissy Old English font. Read more
I should have realized he was a fake when I saw his Air Gordons. Read more
@Gourmet Spud: Never mind. Read more
This looks like a rejected audition for a "Do They Know It's Christmas?" remake. Read more
@Gourmet Spud: You can imagine how hilarious that would have been if the strikethrough worked. Read more
...now go and read a more honorable authors work... Read more
"Also, Scott Stapp actually wanted to fight March 11th. The Washington Post regrets these errors." Read more
@The Gigolo JDR: +1. Read more