@Phintastic: Well, sure, if you want to go to some obscure website and actually search for it. Read more
@I_Like_TDs: Sorry, but there just isn't a sub-genre called dislocation-porn. Read more
@formerly Chief Wahoo: Zing! Read more
@Gamboa Constrictor: Ah, +1. Read more
@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Forgive me. I've spent a lifetime avoiding paying for drinks. Read more
Nothing worse than being soaken wet on only one half of your body. Read more
I knew it! I knew as soon as we let the females have an athlete of the year, we were just opening up the barn door for the animals. Read more
@ClintonPortishead: You're thinking of moose-hunting season. Read more
Christmas shopping has all the congestion and urgency of Black Friday shopping, with none of the news stories about people getting trampled. Read more
Figures. I blame his family's law. Read more
I demand a recount! Read more
@David Hume: +1. Read more
A man doesn't have to screw your wife for you to think that he's a total prick. Read more
...after a pack of Mounties... Read more
SBB said he's died. Read more
The only thing that changed was that players stopped sleeping with McNair's mistress in particular. Read more
Didn't you build or invent anything? Read more
Just give Baker-Finch time. I have a feeling he'll eventually break down. Read more
A tragedy. This is the 14th case of death by over-inflation with bicycle pump in Mozambique this year. Read more