The tracking wasn't the only knob in that video that needed fixin'. Read more

@Hatey McLife: +1. Read more

Since when does The People's Court have the jurisdiction to send someone to jail? Read more

You can read about it in Castro's upcoming tell-all, "The Lay of Pigs: My Years of Fornication Without Discrimination." Read more

The clip cuts out right before an off-screen Braylon Edwards asked, "why the fuck do I keep getting invited to these things?" Read more

@StevieFranchise: Think about it. Read more

Do you ever flush mid-way through peeing to try and race to finish before it's done flushing? Read more

@Chris Hanson's Axe: "Where is button what makes bring sandwich?!? VITALI SMASH!" Read more

Vitali's trying to figure out how to work the midget's remote control. Read more

Jayson Williams is just a poor man's O.J. Simpson. Read more

It's a typo. "Video" shouldn't be in parentheses. Read more

What was he going to use, toilet paper? That'd be like using a water pistol to put out a forest fire. Read more

...one to notice a man's crotch and inner thigh region... Read more

They actually could prove to be a real advantage if she filled them with helium. Read more

@ClintonPortishead: And this, the "Default Lunch Ordering Item". Read more

They could have just gone with "figure skater". Read more

The Thrilla in the Retirement Villa. Read more

@jholliss001: Shit. Sorry man. Fixed. Read more

@twoeightnine: Now let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe he's a big Elton John fan? Read more

@formerly Chief Wahoo: +1 indeed. Read more