I would totally go out drinking with Rick Majerus. Read more

A couple years in a cell could be just what the doctor ordered. Read more

Enter Timothy Cassidy, who the lawsuit doesn't name, but the Post does. Read more

Enough with the legalese! Read more

The first period? But they don't even get the customary pep talk from the enraged grizzly until the second intermission. Read more

Pete Carroll has come to terms with Seattle... Read more

"My imaginary friends are reporting...they would like a refill of tea. Here you are." Read more

Craggs: Calm down, A.J. What is it? Read more

@Nothing Can Kill the Grimace...: Maybe you can pull some strings. Read more

Come on, McDonald's, it's been six years since you dropped Kobe... Read more

@YarbookPhoto: +1. Read more

@msmitty0909: Winner? Read more

Now that the Cardinals are good, perhaps it's time to change the nickname to a less threatening type of saw? Like a See-Saw, or Saw V, which was terrible? Read more

...go fuck your aunt if you do. Read more

Who were the gayest people at Northwestern: the hot lesbians, or the sober frat boys? Read more

@Balls State Explorer_explored: Didn't you guys also go to the same college? Read more

@ClintonPortishead: Do I get bumped to a 4 for giggling like a schoolgirl? Read more

Standing in the lobby of a local mall, five Regular Guys have two hours to kill before enjoying a screening of Gladiator. Read more

I guess finding a vein was like looking for a needle in the haaaaaayyyy. Read more

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I'm not not talking about his penis. Read more