What a rip. It's got all the standing around and doing nothing of curling, with none of the goofy accents! Read more

They were looking for someone who could side-part the Crimson Tide. Read more

@ScientificMapp: Should I bring my fuckin' demoting tools? Read more

Romo, as you'll hear a million times, grew up in Wisconsin as a Packers fan. Read more

@ArkansasFred: I hear when this kid was 7, he was able to pick up 2 pieces of cold KFC and a pack of Ring Dings for a Ziploc bag of carrots. He's a prodigy. Read more

This new generation of bloggers have no idea what it used to be like. I bet this kid wrote this from his mom's living room. Read more

...an XXX-YYYY combo that matched, exactly, my mother's cell phone number... Read more

If they are willing to Rock 'Em and Sock 'Em a bit more, Don Cherry might put them in a video. Read more

With all the years of steroid abuse, maybe he was just looking for a donor. Read more

Big deal. I've seen horse balls get squished hundreds of times, what with Cleveland's shitty offensive line. Read more

Careful, Lane. Those kids may look cute, but a Big Brother's always lurking nearby. Read more

But what a horrible name for a band in the era of Internet searches. Read more

...before the mystery vanishes, in a wisp, gone. Read more

Little Monte Knox Kiffin didn't even make it to his first birthday—which is today Read more

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I've heard he actually shaves using Andy Roddick's tears. Just a wonderful natural lubricant. Read more

Shaving gel/cream is a huge rip-off. I stopped using it in high school and just started using Ivory soap. It saves money and works just as well, no matter what Tim Duncan and David Robinson tell you in a series of homoerotic ads. Read more

Looking back, I wish I had never played during the steroid era. Read more

Smart to stand side-by-side like that. Otherwise, Donovan may very well catch the wind. Read more

Lasers have no place at a hockey game, unless they're helpfully being used to illustrate the path and velocity of a puck. Read more

That's the same way they marked the finish lines for the prisoner races at Abu Ghraib. Read more