It'd be a nice change of pace for Josh, being sent to Vegas without the style-cramping formality of an extradition order. Read more

@TimCouchFanatic: +1. Read more

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1 as well. Read more

Hey, you didn't hear us complaining when they started the MALCOLMXFL. Read more

You know what I really feel like doing? Jumping on Shaq's back. Read more

A bunch of Eagles fans showed up to watch a game once. But the sign said "Bar None", so they went home. Read more

@ArkansasFred: It's sad no one is talking about the stress on certain college football couches. Read more

This was on the Facebook page of one of the Utes' recruits: Read more

Whoops. Looks like I mixed-up my advice-seeking letters. Read more

While officials were tending to the ballboy, Rafael Nadal quickly squeeqeed it up for use in an upcoming drug test. Read more

Did you hear Kaeding started his car in a locked garage yesterday? But instead of carbon monoxide, his car emitted COfor3. Read more

Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to immolate himself yesterday? He had a lighter, but he could find neither paper norwood. Read more

To protect his anonymity, he just introduces himself as Tiger W. Read more

...involved the cheerleaders lining up and bending over in front of him so he could make sure they were wearing regulation uniform panties. Read more

From Phaedra Parks closing argument: "...and just like my grandmother some 55 years ago, my client has absolutely no interest in being stuck in the back. Thank you, Your Honor." Read more

Mr. Mughelli would have to prove not only that the statement is false... Read more

The move is just part of his larger plan to get the price of his shoes down to 99 cents. Read more

Quick! Someone throw him a Coca Cola! Read more

If they were in Detroit, they'd get thrown on the ice. Read more

@Stev D: +1. Read more