Is he taking donations? Read more
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Can we get a view from the Tasercam? Read more
He dominated the 40 and the jump test, but totally blew the mammogram. Read more
BDA = Big Dicked Athletes? Read more
Choire Sicha, Deadspin House Gay... Read more
@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Awesome. Read more
Jesus, A.J. - I'm barely hanging on to my heterosexuality as is! Quick - someone remind me which of the Stackhouse siblings I'm supposed to enjoy seeing naked! Read more
This reminds me of that Behind the Music episode, where the seventh Village Person was revealed to be a Jets fan. Read more
Looks like they thought about tasering him, but were waiting to Zap someone Ruder. Read more
How does this theory account for the troubling absence of fake punts? Read more
If this whole basketball thing doesn't work out, he can always get a job ringing church bells. Read more
Kevin Pritchard: We're trying to decide who to take with the number one pick, Greg, and I'm going to be honest with you - it's coming down to strength. Kevin Durant couldn't bench press the bar. What do you lift? Read more
@ArkansasFred: Once he gets an STD, he can go with "The Green Mile". Read more
...the theft of two MacBooks and a "valuable" guitar... Read more
They clearly picked the wrong guy to blindfold. Branstorm's been missing an "i" his whole life. Read more
@TheSometimesWhy: O AN HE SEXY! Read more
Nothing beats a good song about killer trees. Read more
Made FG percentages went up every year for eight straight years—until 2009 when they dipped 3 percent. Read more