I'm pretty sure "golf groupies" aren't a problem for 99.9999% of the players on tour. Read more
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I don't know about his playing partners, but his caddy should definitely be the Fluffer. Read more
@Jefferson Tardship: Bah. You know his godfather, Commissioner L'il Willie Mays, is just going to give him a pass. Read more
I think it's fair to say that, if Ken Griffey III doesn't hit 1000 home runs, his life will have been an utter, utter failure. Read more
TMZ has the mugshot from his DUI: Read more
We lost two sixes, a three and a four... Read more
@Gourmet Spud: And by "a guy", I mean Alfred Hitchcock. Read more
It kind of looks like a guy lying down with a "know" boner. Read more
Their rivals at Rapepatrick just can't match their commitment. Read more
If it weren't for that girl's incessant negativity, Meadow and Noah would still be together. Read more
Imagine how awesome the documentary would have been if either team had, you know, actually won a title. Read more
Figures that when the project involves spending time outdoors in the sun, the blogger has to call in the sportswriter. Read more
"Oh good. This will deflect attention away from the fact I am unveiling a new putter," said a sadly delusional Phil Mickelson. Read more
It's nice to see a televised Francis pick where it's not the Vancouver Grizzlies getting embarrassed. Read more
Conversely, the ad met with resounding approval from parents of young Jazz fans. Read more
I'd sooner draft his cousin Bel Biv. Read more
@Sonar Jose: Oh great. You just started a StaFlaWa. Read more
Sigh. This guy puts the "tsk tsk" in statsktsks. Read more
@ScientificMapp: Or when Muhammad Ali joined the Reds. Read more