Jeff is a great lover/friend...

God bless those men. Read more

Imagine if she'd pulled it off! You rarely see a "slightly higher lay-up" in the women's game. Read more

"...and in comes Andray Blatche for the rebound!" Read more

The only frontier left to cross is a wrapper made out of meat. Read more

Ironically, the only thing Jeff wasn't picking up was Bootstraps. Read more

"Hey! I know that song!", said the subway operator, Rick Astley. Read more

He proceeded to spend the rest of the evening desperately trying to hook up with Sandra Bullock. Read more

@MasonVerger: +1. Read more

Tragic. Just...just tragic. Read more

@Barry Petchesky: I think that was the same day I stopped believing in God. Read more

IUPUI? Is their athletic facility called 'The Palindome'? Read more

NEXT TIME FINISH THE JOB! Read more

Man, fuck the Polis! Read more

@Gourmet Spud: Come to think of it, none of you have denied fucking Paris Hilton from behind in a tent! Read more

Notice that he didn't deny fucking Paris Hilton from behind in a tent. Read more

I can't believe they canceled Deadwood for this. Read more

Can I just say I look forward to this feature like Christmas? Read more

Yes, but is he happy? Read more

Suss summed up Buzz's chances best: Read more