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Which is your favourite recurring Deadspin feature: This Week in Showjumping or Time Out! with Drew McCraggslio? Read more
Sarah, why do you think there are so few Female Jews in the NFL? Lack of opportunity? Read more
Sarah, who would win in a "molest-off": Pope Benedict XVI or Walt Disney? Now keep in mind, they molested in different eras. Read more
Nana, a fashionable woman in her late fifties, who rocked hot pink lipstick under a swirly mane of salt-and-pepper cotton candy, came out of the... Read more
Is she going to parlay that photo into a contestant's spot on Dancing With the Stars? Read more
@I Like Cheap Beer: Bah. If you ask me, he's half the songwriter his dad, Buffalo, was. Read more
Herc! Herc! It's the "Too Many MacDonald Apple Pie-dra"! Read more
They couldn't let Ackbar use the executive washrooms? The guy's a freakin' Admiral, for Christ's sake! Read more
@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Which one's the dad? And the mom? Nothing about this whole scene seems right at all. Read more
Great. Now they advocate pedophilia, too??? Read more
@norbizness: "Honestly, Smithers, I don't even know why Harvard bothers showing up. They barely even won." Read more
That was actually cut and pasted from ESPN France, where he is known simply as "The Brown". Read more
More like Crash of the Titans! Read more
Like mom is just going to let us hang out down there unsupervised. Read more
Roethlisberger replied, "I'm not down to fuck, but I like to fuck girls." Read more
Ehhhh...Fuck Off, Dale Hansen Read more
@Milbury, Rolling the Dice: +1. Against all odds, this still cracks me up. Read more
You can't stop that dog, you can only help to contain him. Read more