What a refreshing change of pace, to see a wild animal terrorize young men on the streets of Milwaukee with nary a person getting eaten. Read more

@shmendo: +1. Read more

@DirkToberFest: To be clear, I stole it from a friend who sent it to me, who most likely saw it on Simmons' twitter. I don't steal directly from Simmons; I will not argue about this. Read more

@ScientificMapp: He's out there...somewhere. Read more

If that were a baseball game, any of those would have qualified as the hardest punch ever landed. Read more

My favorite parts are when he refers to emails as "pms" Read more

No word on whether this will affect his career in diabetes commercials. Read more

Waaaaaiiiit a minute. Isn't this just another one of those commercials trying to get me to go to Jamaica? Read more

Woods isn't the public figure Apple is concerned about. It's the winking image of Muhammad Cagle tried to hide on Woods's ass. Read more

@hugesunglasses: +1. Read more

@ArkansasFred: + 1NRI Read more

@Shoopmonster: And Derek Anderson is in Arizona. I was referring blah blah blah... Read more

@formerly Chief Wahoo: /stands and salutes Read more

@Desi_Relaford: Exactly. Now we're firing on all cylinders! Read more

@With Ferentz Like These...: And Quinn's with Denver. I was referring to the legacy he'd have to live up to. I have a firm policy of making no more than one fuck-up per post. Read more

@Desi_Relaford: Shit. Fixed. Read more

Oh, come on now, you caught him mid-Macarena! Read more

Boom! Right on the soft spot of the head! Read more

On a scale of 1 to 10 - 1 being "Drew making a joke about kids with diabetes to that guy who had a kid with diabetes", and 10 being "Jeff Garlin" - that was a 1. You couldn't at least have been wearing Zubaz? Read more

He also met his wife while protesting the project. Read more