Redacted because I misheard the lyrics. Read more

Listen, airlines have their rules and everything, but no one, and I mean no one, interrupts Ke$ha mid-Tik-Tok. Read more

Few people know this, but the man has quite the scab-suckin' fetish. Read more

The sentiment in this post offends me. Therefore, I am hereby boycotting all articles written by authors whose last names I am not sure how to pronounce. Read more

Oh, that whole dong thing is forgotten. Let's not make a fountain out of a pole (Hill's). Read more

"Damnit, Tiger, you were supposed to take a left at the Mos Eisley Cantina!" Read more

Actually, I already knew about the second one. Read more

They need to lift the ban on Billy Goats, class the joint up a bit. Read more

@The Bear Jew: Aw, shit. Read more

Um, excuse me, but I highly doubt that Boba Fett was alive during the entire digestion process. I mean, what, does the Sarlacc have magical powers to keep his prey alive for over 1,000 years? Odds are Fett would have suffocated within an hour, two hours tops, irrespective of how long the digestion process took. Read more

This is the most painful story involving a Stone working through a Rocky's junk since The Specialist. Read more

After calling off her wedding to her cheating fiancé... Read more

@ConsensualSets: Listen, if I'd gone by the facts, that would have made the joke less funny than it already was. Read more

There's no excuse for a flight from Detroit to be late, since the airport only handles outgoing flights. Read more

I assume the outfits were put for sale as part of estate sales for women who used to date Magic Johnson? Read more

@ScientificMapp: +1. Read more

2:40 - Busted! That's clearly a 'Choose Your Own Adventure'. Read more

Does the word 'wet' have a negative connotation? If it does, my calculations have the Arizona 'Backs in first by a mile. Read more

They continued: "The players' girlfriends, on the other hand, are eminently fuckable." Read more