@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: Milton Berle! What are you, less than 70? Read more
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I wonder if it'll go in wearing a cap. Read more
Florida State should try this, if only for the camouflage. Read more
Now that's just textbook "chomp, chomp alligator" defense right there. Read more
All's I'm going to say is there's a reason the place is called Wimbledong. Read more
"Excuse me, Your Honour, but I'm pretty sure there's nothing I can't do. Oh, so you're calling Alicia Keys a liar?" Read more
Awesome. Read more
Wait, so how long was "the Dan" walking around with this girl with the shit pants on? And neither she nor anyone in Banana Republic noticed that he smelled like shit? Read more
@Milton_Bradley_Fighting_Vehicl...: +1. Read more
They'll never forget where they were for the Bite Your Pilla in Manila. Read more
When Even The Fetus Is Pro-Choice Read more
This is the last thing the mayor of Miami needs. He's already up to his ass in serial killers. Read more
@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I mean, it's like Jim Crow never even signed the Emancipation Proclamation in here! Read more
"Stephon's not the first man to switch sides after working under a domineering woman." Read more
Did Hasselbeck just flat out throttle that snake? Read more
@Cockeye Jones: In all seriousness, best of luck bud. Read more
O AN HE SEX FIEND Read more