@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Whoa! Friends forever! Read more

Kansas State actually admits 98 percent of applicants Read more

Still better than Cloverfield. Read more

Owen Wilson, still battling the slice. Read more

@AzureTexan: +1. Read more

Omar has had it with all these people pointin' out his mother fuckin' mistakes on this mother fuckin' plane! Read more

I know I might be alone in this, but I really think it's Chuck Daly who comes off as the asshole here. Read more

Ah, that's too bad. Kemmy simply can't afford another red card. Potsdam is in super tough for the last relegation spot and Kemmy, their best player, is looking at a minimum 3-game suspension for this stunt. Read more

@ClintonPortishead: I should clarify, he obviously can defend himself. But the fact he let it get to that point by tough-talking a geriatric couple riles me up. Read more

@MarkKelsosMigraine: It's the only way they can get me to keep my robe on. Read more

@ClintonPortishead: I'm definitely on the 'old people are inculpable' side. If a man is 60 or over and wants to fight me, I can't see anything to be gained by not just walking away. Read more

Oh, man. Why did I have to go and hire that little piece of shit as chief administrator of my retirement home yesterday? Read more

We're going to get one ant inducted, be he Nightmare or Piss. Read more

Anthony melt my Popsicle. Read more

Players today are such prima donnas. When Ronnie Lott made teammates look for jewelry, it's because it was attached to a finger. Read more

The Expos pulled this on Curtis Pride once. Guy had no sense of humour. Read more

This is one that may have to go to the (In)ve(r)te(b)ran(t)s Committee. Read more

So close to that Roethlisberger coozy. Read more

Even if he doesn't get in personally, he's still part of the athlete dong, right? Read more

He looks like Frank Sobotka in his union photo. Read more