@See you suckers later: That's 50% of the way to perfect. Morgan Freeman could use a "beautiful body", though. Read more
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There's a certain Morgan Freeman/Jack Nicholson movie poster that is screaming for a talented photoshopper to do something with it right now. Read more
I would like to buy your dog. Read more
The sad thing is they'll never be able to find it, because none of them can work a remote. Read more
@Tully Blanchard Enterprises: I thought we'd do a TKAM joke tag team. I'm Arn Anderson, if you will. Read more
I'm going to get one of those custom Eagles jerseys that says "Radley" on the back. Read more
He's frantically scanning his memory bank for the most apt Chris De Burgh-lyric-based pick-up line. Read more
Try to keep your cheeks dry today. Read more
I guess he liked to work evenings. Read more
They've come a long way since the video of MC Skat Kat joining them in the Haka. Read more
...ignoring the fact that "magic" cannot be "hijacked"... Read more
@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: I'm just a huge fan of Taft. Read more
The best one of these contests yet, which is sayin' somethin'. Read more
I suppose at this point I should say that some of my best friends and relatives are gay. Read more
It's like these commercials are not getting through for some reason! Read more
I meet this black Korean chick... Read more
Who snitched? The goat? Read more