"We're sitting here, I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're here talking about cock pics?" Read more

Will he love him and squeeze him and name him George? Read more

..."pooch" is yet another word that sounds like a sexual act but is not. Read more

His most costly three pics since Week 2 against the Dolphins. Read more

@JoeyPorterAle: Let's wait and see what the Supreme Court says. Read more

...maybe you can call the mother of the fallen soldier and apologize as to why there is more attention around "Brett Favre's" cock photos... Read more

@Body By Bacardi: +1. Read more

Fool me once, HIV. Read more

WE WANT DONG SHOTS! Read more

Oh, come on now. It only looks like a swastika if you look directly at it. Read more

@ScientificMapp: +1. Read more

It's no coincidence that his fan club call themselves the "Hood Heads". Read more

"Now featuring black guys!" Read more

I'm glad we've reached a settlement on whether the Jews got Garza stripped. Read more

@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1. Read more

From para to poop, he's got your chute needs covered. Read more

She's a giant white shining beacon of HOPE! Read more

@ClueHeywood: +1. Read more

Let's call them Emily (a blonde) and Kate (a brunette), not because I want to protect their identities but because... Read more

I met two girls from Ohio who were heading out to a pub crawl. I had been on one in Rome... Read more