One does not simply walk into Mordor, but it's a hell of a lot easier when the Orcs seem pretty indifferent to your presence. Read more
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That is very cool of them. Read more
He looks like they built a Rubix Cube around him. Read more
They cut out A.C. Green's extra verse. It starts, "...And while we're saying 'no' to things..." Read more
Oh man. The back-up singer's expression immediately after Zendejas's rap is too wonderful for words. Read more
19 Canadian dollars. Read more
It's that god damn bush cam. It gets them every time. Read more
@AzureTexan: +1. Read more
Aw hell, that's six inches? I was told you got to measure from the taint! Read more
In retrospect, it was a bad move for him to volunteer to participate in that half-time free throw contest. Read more
They should enlist the women at the World Health Organization. I understand that for them, short shorts are mandatory. Read more
...so keep your emotions in the sock drawer and get Read more
I wonder if that caller dialed using his orange baseball bat. Read more
Seems Anderson wasn't the only Sparky who just got fucked. Read more
Lap dog, indeed. Read more
Interesting - they also updated Jay Cutler's blood sugar level to "190 mg/dL - see doctor". Read more
If I learned anything from The Walking Dead, that guy should just be glad he wasn't riding a horse. Read more
@Gourmet Spud: And yes, I'm prepared to face the consequences of that self-serving link. Read more
His problems with Wafer may be over, but his problems with Ray Allen are just beginning: Read more