Jar Jar Clink. Read more
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The Lanky Clipper. Read more
How about Howdy Doo Dat? Read more
He calls that look, "Heisenberg on Holiday". Read more
A nice metaphor for what he did to Raptor fans' dreams. Read more
Brooks conveniently forgets the time DiMaggio sent a mimeograph of that photo to Mortania, the Sly Wink Bandit. Read more
Are we sure he didn't mean "dingleberry"? Read more
You worship the former. You fall in love with the latter. Read more
Well if an upstanding company like Bimbo is going to receive such shabby treatment, perhaps LazyKünt German Bakeries will just take its sponsorship money somewhere else. Read more
His jaw isn't that grotesquely swollen. I don't what that song was going on about. Read more
WE MUST PROTECT OUR FIRST QUARTER PROFIT PROJECTIONS! Read more
He hasn't aged a day! Read more
Follow-up to Luke's Obama question: what if he is in a stall? Is it still okay to peek then? Read more
This one's for all the Tostitos Read more
Bah. As far as controversial Penguins injuries go, this is a distant third behind Lemieux's Hodgkins and Lebec's Zamboni. Read more
Even worse, their scheduled host was Chris Henry. Read more