suck up.
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Yeah I’d look at a picture of that dog. But he should adjust his attitude.
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We need all the bees we can get these days, those bees would be the lighest bees around.
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The feminist thing to do is be on the same page before any prosposal takes place. I would contest that it’s mostly men who are still emotionally wrapped up in the idea of being the proposer. That said, you don’t not have a point.
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I say stick it out until the limited prospects seem more imminent. You might acquire important skills/contacts between now and then that will allow you to transition to something less doomed but still not awful.
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This is an excellent, deeply dificult question that probably merits a staff-wide ranking. But I will stand in line for way too long to get the old bay-seasoned Chickie’s and Pete’s fries in Philly.
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Only if I thought it was my only shot at an Olympics. I know people say it’s always a shitshow but this feels special since there’s a well-known and present health risk. Also it doesn’t feel like the athletes opting out are getting all that much shit for doing so?
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It’ll be fine! People *do* care about the music. But they don’t care about the weird DJ-intros. Pick good music and let it play on a decent speaker system and you’re golden.
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The most fun thing to do in NYC is eat really amazing versions of whatever your favorite food is. Oh, and go to Prospect Park, not Central Park (there’s ice skating there, too, and it’s way less crowded).
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Left hand tentacle. For sure. Tentacles are just like super grippy hands. Claws make you markedly less dexterous.
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Tell me more about the dog.
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Baseball.
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This is correct and astute and perfect. Read more

Exactly. This seems to be the issue AH, and everyone, has with AccuWeather. The idea that forecasts are often wrong is not new, but they specifically claimed to be doing something new—providing forecasts at increasingly long-range—which is why they’re fair game for shitting on. Read more

I also got married in May and checked weather incessantly, to no avail. All my checking and it still rained. Read more

Are you very old? Read more

I think if we all agreed on “they” it would work perfectly fine and have the added advantage of not confusing people who hadn’t heard about the change.
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I appreciate the crap out of this comment.
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Okay yes, here is the thing. Gelato is objectively better. As in, blind taste test both of them and gelato wins (especially Capigiro in Philly). But soft serve adds more to my summer experience because 1. cheaper, even in NYC and 2. everywhere. I love gelato and if someone says “let’s go get some gelato” I go get some… Read more

Even the tiny little nonperil ones? Read more