There are some big-ass horses (also big ass horses) .

Hire a cleaning person to come in a couple of days time when everyone will be well again so that your wife doesn’t go “and the place is getting to be a mess!” every time someone misses the trashcan with a tissue or the baby throws up. Read more

From a sheer science standpoint of generating force versus withstanding force, it’s gotta be big muscle-y dudes, which is sort of a shame? And probably why they don’t have it. Read more

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It doesn’t seem like this person is failing to stand up for herself, she’s struggling how much to police the behavior of a person her friend loves but to whom she feels no particular loyalty out of concern for her friend. This seems like a very valid concern to me and I’m sorry you disagree! Read more

Rebuttal pending.
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Please know that I am with you.
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I went to the Westminster Show for work this past year so now I am aware of just how many incredible and bizarre dog breeds I never see. One of my new faves is the cane corso, who is too large for me to ever see in NYC.
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I think as long as you didn’t phrase it as “fine, we’ll do all that shitty stuff you like for once” then you’re golden. Sounds lovely.
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My theory is that you can’t be clutch but you can not be not clutch — I don’t think people get notably better, but I definitely want a dude who doesn’t crumble under pressure. Read more

I think that transforming a decent starter into a long reliever would be a great move for any baseball team. Read more

I have far less trouble with jalapeños than I do with serrano peppers. Which, is probably just a reason to always use jalapeños. Read more

Interesting! I don’t think I’ll be experimenting with this, but certainly tucking the info away for future disasters. Read more

This was an attempt to take a nuanced look at things like those thinkpieces and say, yes, it is valid to be more aware of issues that you have a personal connection to (like, all those various walks for diseases that are attended primarily by relatives of someone effected) but that you don’t actually need empathy to… Read more

Yes, you could. But the point is that it has become impossible to ignore those issues unless your willfully tuning them out. Read more

Lots of people are saying this and I’m not entirely opposed this sentiment (obviously, I mean, I haven’t bothered to get one yet) but wouldn’t not having a credit score necessarily make at least some future transactions more complicated? And if you have to budget to not overspend anyway, why not build credit/get… Read more

Your mom rocks. I am going to make a sweet rhubarb baked good and probably find out in the process that I’m a hypocrite. Read more

You’re a good kitten! Look at your little paws! Read more

Single-A teams screw this up, since, well “a” is a word already.
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Take the hot dog, throw it out a fucking window. Eat anything else instead.
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