Most media coverage of cyclones outside of ISU sports is negative (with the notable exception of the classic urban anthem “Cyclone” by artists Baby Bash and T-Pain). Read more

I don't think the jerseys are that bad either! I'm just annoyed by the continuous unveiling of uniforms in the absence of an especially novel idea. And the helmets, well, yeah, you said it. Read more

What about moving a handful of Colorado and Minnesota's early-season home games to the stadium in San Juan where the Expos used to play? Forecast there today is 82. Read more

FREE A.J.! (The station has released an updated version of the statement in which management announces A.J.'s suspension. Boo.) Read more

Yes, this very well may be. I just didn't consider the possibility that there was a soul out there who wanted any of these things mixed together. Read more

They give us problems occasionally, too. Is it not working now? Read more

Pffff. If I recall correctly, this song dates to 98 or 99. My father played this album fairly often back then. I suppose there's a story here that ties into the thing I wrote earlier today. My sister (who was then seven) and I (then nine) saw an ad somewhere that Hole was coming to play the New Haven Coliseum. We… Read more

Mahler does a great job here, although I figured I'd link my Qpac story, too, just in case anyone's curious for more. Read more

I feel shitty for Johan, who was one of the Mets' best pitchers ever and a much tougher competitor than the garbage that management usually surrounded him with. But—these being the Mets—I have to wonder exactly what in the hell happened with the timeline of this injury. Read more

Yep. Coming your way shortly. Read more

Buzz's feet are the only Philadelphia institution with circulation worse than the Inquirer.

We should note that these are only Division I schools. And, while I've got you here, I'll also note that we shouldn't have left Creighton off. Read more

You're right. My fault. Corrected. Read more

This guy is my spirit animal.

Can I just pretend I was trying to get every game wrong?

According to our tipster, the check was only for $350. I'm not sure whether that covers enough Ding-Dongs to fill a truck. Read more

A fine fix, too, it seems. Read more

Mark Emmert! Can we get you to do a live chat one of these days? Read more

I don't think AdBlock actually helps. I think he was just describing his setup. Read more

Does Bill Simmons own two iPads? Yes, yes, it looks like he does.