i was legitimately excited to see that on the schedule - and then crestfallen to realize that it's on our son's due date. Don't think my wife would be cool with me making the trip up 95 to hit up the game that particular day. Read more

Oh great, a sportswriter who doesn't know what Fan Appreciation Day/Weekend entails. Read more

Socks are the best. I'd be all over a socks giveaway - especially high socks Read more

Am I the only one who sees a guy bending a kid over from behind in this logo?

Correct. It's already on my calendar, marked "HAWAIIAN SHIRT DAY." Read more

Nothing says Hawaii like Baltimore. Read more

Using it to mean "women and girls" might be acceptable? Still pretty grating though. Read more

Seriously. So much hate up there. Who would want a Bucky Show garden gnome? Who WOULDN'T want one? Read more

[buys tickets for July 10 and 12] Read more

A hoodie so that you can look like a terruhist on 9/11 Read more

"Females".

I didn't know Worst Thing Ever was in the Hudsucker Proxy. Read more

The Sept. 11th hooded sweatshirt is actually kind of normal/nice looking. 1 for 81, nice job Orioles. Read more

God damn right I'm flying home for that Buck garden gnome game. Read more

That's a good movie. Read more

Hahahaha. Well done. This is relevant to my interests. Read more

Does it come with a free bowl of soup?

I don't know now. Read more

I'm going to imagine they are giving fireworks to "All fans" on all those Fridays. Read more

Dad? Read more