Pusha T has a wimpy dog because the toughness of one's dog in no way represents any trait of the owner, other than maybe having the self-confidence to be seen with said dog. Read more

Action Bronson actually has his own webseries about him touring and going to different restaurants. Read more

The Game is such a good father thathe recorded an album with Ed Sheeran! Read more

Sad, but true fact. I thought Fat Joe was dead until I read this post. Read more

Until you learn what a "selfie" is, I will not take your work as a journalist seriously. Read more

Minor correction, that's Super Saiyan Gohan, Goku's son. Read more

Aubrey "Sprite" Graham will automatically take the top spot when/if his DMs to Mia Khalifa, Nicki Minaj, and others (there have to be others) are made public. Read more

After much thought and deliberation I had to stop following 50. His videos making fun of Floyd Mayweather notwithstanding, the constant selfies with rambling and incoherent captions just became too much for me. Sorry, 50. Read more

Looks cold in there Read more

This is relevant to my interests Read more

As a former fan of future (streets calling and freebricks and dirty sprite) his newest shit ever since he got with ciara has been trash and yes Leslie my mane you are right. He definitely says pull our my dick and I pee on her. Read more

if this was your greatest accomplishment, you are still more qualified than the rest of the Deadspin staff. Can't wait to read your upcoming, and inevitable, post about some dude's dong. Read more

Or you saying Pan or Pam? Read more

I partied with Matt once at UGA, it was an effing awesome time... Then he was drafted by my Lions and it's been one mistake after another, well he was able to pull Kelly Hall, so he's doing something..right.. yeah, doing something. Read more

Good to see the Metroplex will be represented on staff who isn't a stereotypical Texan. Read more

you mentioned Sh!t and did not pick this one? Read more

They interviewed a guy named Pan for this article on Kershaw and Stafford, is that the same guy from your picture? Also welcome to the site. Read more

Are we not gonna talk about the shirtless bro cranking in Stafford's general direction? Read more

I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I don't think there's any argument to be had. Any of us who regularly comment on Deadspin side blogs should be suffocated with Saran. Read more

Ugh....So terrible. try this out...