I’m surprised that the men surveyed didn’t know their good side. Mine is my right, it’s readily obvious, and I’ve been parting my hair on the right side for a few years now. It’s definitely an improvement over the no part system I was going with before. I’m going to enjoy it for the next half-decade I can get out of… Read more

Lol I like this plan. Read more

1. If you can’t find the Big Dipper, you might be in the southern hemisphere. I know, I’ve never heard of that place either.
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Also, moss only grows on the North side of trees. So if you’re in a situation where that’s the only way to tell direction, eat the moss and hope it’s poisonous and quickly puts you out of your misery before starvation or dehydration. Read more

spoiler: Drew dies.

“Machines are gonna fail and the system’s gonna fail...then, survival. Who has the ability to survive? That’s the game - survive.” Read more

Is This It might be my all-time favorite album and I love Whiskeytown/Ryan Adams, but that Last Nite cover is truly terrible. Read more

Oh sure, Ryan Adams does a bunch of covers and everyone thinks it’s sooo cool. But when my 8th grade band does it it’s considered annoying. Read more

The updated text reads, “In a pinch, use your Samsung Galaxy, Droid, or iPhone to upload a tastefully filtered photograph of you, bare-chested, starting a fire with a telephoto lens and your shirt, preferably in a desert or in front of a large picture of a desert, under the caption In a Pinch to your Tinder profile.” Read more

“Great, I needed a way to cook my burgers and other fatty foods when I’m in the woods or something and away from the convenience of my home appliances” Read more

It’s sort of stunning to me that the people who seem to care the least about Nirvana’s audio legacy are those who are in the band or were/are related to Cobain. The “With the Lights Out” boxed set was an atrocity — lots of interesting/unreleased material already floating around in bootleg format, but brickwalled in… Read more

None other than Courtney Love herself gave the filmmaker unprecedented access to her deceased husband’s estate for the purpose of filling Read more

I really don’t think Kurt would be cool with, like, anything Courtney’s done with his stuff since he died. :( Read more

Featuring a guest verse from Tupac. Read more

Assholes. Now Geno’s got to hunt around northern New Jersey looking for a giant ATM.
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“ I’m also pretty sure as a thirty-eight year-old white guy, I can’t possibly understand all the angles from which your viewpoint is informed, so in general I try to just read with an open mind.” Read more

Make sure you ask about insurance coverage, I’ve gotten some really cheap quotes before, and when I ask about them being insured, they always say “I’ve never had an accident”. Pay more to get the insured guy!
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Great...now I’m watching “Used Cars” clips on YouTube. That movie is great.

In an age where information is incredibly more easy to access and consume, this advice rings true all the more. Read more

Self loathing is a big part of a lot of comedians’ lives, unfortunately - well, creative people or performers in general, really. Sometimes that hole can never be filled. It sounds like Farley was profoundly lonely and lost. The part about burning through the good will of friends and cast members is part of the whole… Read more