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read select passages from the Old Testament that deal with female hygiene Read more

1. “Composting aroma”. This is top-shelf shaming. He found a way to make it disgusting without using an overtly sexual reference. Read more

I actually prefer a woman who doesn’t bathe or shower daily. Part of my Napoleon complex you see. Read more

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Once you get to VP level you immediately become immune to hangovers apparently. Mine was in town a couple of weeks ago and made us stay out until 2am on a Tuesday. The next day he beat us all into the office...not a great look. Read more

another thing I used to do in college, If I knew I was going to be really drunk, I would out a Gatorade on my pillow before I went out, so I would be almost-sure to cross it’s path before I went to sleep. Read more

Serious note here: DO NOT take Tylenol for hangovers, or things that include Tylenol, the list of which includes any drug ever created that is not called “ibuprophen”. Excedrine, midol, most cough-and-cold medicines, all off limits.
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Pro tip 2: Don’t get old. Those mildly annoying hangovers at 23 become a death sentence at 33.
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Always keep an emergency bottle of Pedialyte in the cupboard. Don’t use it on weekends—save it for emergencies. Read more

This was me last Thursday at a work conference. The worst part? My boss’s boss, who was out with me all night and drank the same amount, sat next to me all day Thursday. I don’t think he was hungover at all! Meanwhile I had a pounding headache all day and could barely put a full sentence together. Read more

Just don’t bring it to the office, folks.

Wow, thanks so much for this, Leslie. This will really help me on those tough mornings at my job. Read more

Eh...

The best part about the whole video is the frame by frame individual art. Read more

Except for kids! Kids are easy to bribe, and you should bribe them. It’s fine. Sometimes a casual I’ll give you a cookie if you do this thing you don’t want to do is all it takes to get a child moving. Read more

Wait. So all this time Rita Ora has been a real person? I thought she was just an extended Dirt Bag joke. Read more