Sourdough absolutely does not, because there is not a single loaf of bread in any Publix supermarket that even laughingly half-approximates a French baguette, let alone sourdough. Supermarket French and sourdough baguettes in Florida are bread products totally unique to the south and bearing a resemblance to the… Read more

The Rock says there are many kinds of pie. Read more

I'm so incredibly happy to see "Bear Whiz Beer" here. Read more

Yeah, there were more than a few California supermarket chains in the early 1980s that had dedicated generic aisles. Lucky Supermarkets had one aisle of nothing but yellow-packaged, black-stenciled products with names like BEER, SODA, CHIPS. I mean, obviously Alex Cox took it a little further for a gag in the scene… Read more

Joe Redner is a badass troll. Read more

I have a dream that some votes only count 3/5 as much as mine. I live in North Carolina, and, baby, I'm livin' the dream. Read more

Joe Flacco giving everyone on the Ravens "really convincing hide-a-keys" for Christmas. Read more

Joe Flacco alternates voting Democrat or Republican every two years just to keep things fairsies. Read more

Joe Flacco discreetly turns down the bass on the new Mumford and Sons single because he's pretty sure he heard the Corolla's rear windshield vibrate a bit. Read more

Joe Flacco's upset that states started raising the speed limit from 55 because, come on, how are you going to get any efficiency that way? Read more

No, he's right. Racism would go away if the victims just stopped noticing it. Martin Luther King didn't just fight racism: he created it. Also, that poster's comment wouldn't have been stupid if you hadn't pointed it out, so thanks a ton, stupid-baiter. Read more

Police Blotter: Mellow Lab Found Rolling In Grass Read more

Way to plant. Read more

That's awesome. Did you reread it or take notes or wind up referring to it during/after games? Or did it set you up as kind of a one-and-done thing? I'm really curious as to how effective it would have been for someone reading when its descriptions were more applicable to the contemporary game. I mean, from what I've… Read more

Ahahaha the Packers Hall of Fame is crazy and owns. Read more

Jesus Christ. Read more

Oh, hi, Bill. Read more

Hahaha nice. Read more

Why are the backs of Ray Lewis' hands facing Manning? His shoulders should be pulled far back enough that his palms face the sides of his legs and his pinkies are in line with the seam of his trousers. This is slack. This is very, very slack of Mr. Lewis. Just not done. Read more

I guess Babin can look forward to the NFL's expanding to Mexico City, and the Eagles stabbing him in the back there with an ice pick. Read more