After listening to that voicemail, I don’t know what I’m more surprised by, that Deadspin has a phone number or that Richie Incognito has it. Read more

Congratulations “Big Dick Nick”... Christian! Read more

I didn’t think it was possible for this to be more upsetting. Every detail I read, every article that provides more information...I get more and more revolted. Now we see how even the kids’ friends are on Nassar’s side. God... Read more

Hopefully people read the entire article because there’s an all time simmons paragraph where he compares the people in the Patriots scandal to the characters in Almost Famous, which sounds like something you would make up if you were trying to parody a simmons article. Read more

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy? Read more

And what’s even the rationale? If you’re good enough at it to share, you clearly don’t need her help. Read more

I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock. Read more

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement. Read more

There is little of the plot—or its entirety—that can’t be condensed to a Hollywood elevator pitch. “What if The Matrix was also The Last Starfighter?” Read more

Has anyone checked on Burneko? Read more

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can Read more

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people.  Read more

I considered a NYT subscription as some sort of act of faith in “real journalism” but their opinion pieces have always been such a fucking shit show I couldn’t bring myself to do it.
I (like many racist uncles) get my information primarily from the internets, but is there some subscription service for news worth… Read more

God you’re just on fire today Read more

The sheer number of people with Simpsons names/avatars commenting on this post amuses me.
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You magnificent bastard. Read more

This cannot be outdone. Someone turn out the lights on the way out. +1 Read more

+1 for the obscure Simpsons reference. Read more