Every Time I Die is the only music I’ll listen to louder than Nirvana: Unplugged. Read more

don’t sign your posts Read more

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?” Read more

Politics has invaded every aspect of our lives where we shop, where we eat, what cloths we wear etc.

It’s because you’re dead. You died. Read more

Australia is Texas surrounded by water. Read more

I don’t trust him not to come back back back back back back. Read more

Actually, Hitler had a lot of good ideas. Read more

Will you hire Glenn Stout? I need 11,000 words on a boxing horse that drinks single malt. Read more

Hmmm, you know, I learned something today. I read your column and I read Rand Paul’s proposals, and I think the truth is somewhere in the middle. Read more

Fuck him up, Barry. Read more

Alan, why haven’t The Big Bang Theory and Modern Family been archived at The Hague for use in future tribunals? Read more

Check out St. Augustine Gin if you get a chance. It’s pretty citrus-forward, but it doesn’t flatten out the juniper and other aromatics that give you a classic gin finish. Read more

Over at Slate, Jamelle Bouie made the good point that Jim Webb’s supposed exclusive appeal is basically a nothingburger anyway: Read more

Please don’t profane the Unintelligible Empanada Truck by associating it with this man or sports or anything less sublime than our everlasting God. Read more

This is what would happen if Spaulding Smails was an NFL quarterback. Read more

You loved Drew’s Lupica impression. You wanted it to never end. Read more

Will you please do a Deadcast where Drew spends the entire episode in character as Lupica? Thanks in advance. Read more

You got that right. Read more

Oh, hey, no shade on Stephenson there. I just remember meeting people who probably went on to become Dark Enlightenment tech-neofascists telling me that “The Vickies” in that book had some really good ideas about duty and order and place and [foghorning fart noise]. Read more