I enjoyed the hell out of this. Also willing to bet that 90% of this dumb idea of theirs can be traced to reading Neal Stephenson’s The Diamond Age. Read more

To friends he’s known as Moundy but to you it’s Mr. Baseball. Read more

There’s a fine line between trolling and cruelty. Read more

Friendly reminder that totally not-mad-about-the-internet Daily Caller founder Tucker Carlson doesn’t know anything about the butt and probably tells his staff to not know anything about the butt because he’s so not gay that he totally brags about beating up people in bathrooms who are gay, unlike him, who is mad… Read more

I was proud of [my daughter] for coming forward,” the accuser’s father said. Read more

[edit-nvm, shamefully beaten to the joke, dunno why I didn’t see it] Read more

Goddammit, we won. They got KFC there now. Why the hell do you think we sent that many colonels there? Read more

It’s not suddenly a thing. This debate ended 13 months ago. Read more

OK? Actually, lemme direct you to 0:45 here.

I get it. I get what the name means. It’s a place to stick politics. Read more

He put the “wet bread” part right in there, man. Just a sodden shingle of Pop Jesus for all the world. Read more

I’m kind of boning just reading this headline, if you know what I mean. Read more

lmao Read more

Your coach: Gus Bradley. As I’ve said before, you’re not getting anywhere with a dude named Gus. Read more

citizen at town meeting: [pointing] EMINEM WITH TUBERCULOSIS IS RIGHT Read more

No, you don’t get 2112. it’s about the primacy of the individual, and if you will just wait as I draw breath for the next 90 seconds, I can explain that in an uninterrupted 45-minute monologue. Read more

Weird, I came to the comments section and found all the people who the 13th Amendment bit spoke to. Read more

Nice piece. Read more

actually, it is Read more