The athlete is Donte' Stallworth, and he is saying something commendably intelligent about extrajudicial killings via drone. Read more

How long have you been waiting for juuuuust the right opportunity to make racist jokes in the guise of illustrating a point and ESSPOSING TEH REAL RAYCESSTZ!!!!! Read more

You forgot the thin skin. Read more

Stick to sports, Deadspin. Read more

Well, this sure is a sad day. Now Vince Young has no fans.
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Because it was cool Read more

She had a Ragu jar with the U covered ready to go, just in case news went the other way. Read more

I've got no doubt that people were pissed. Read more

My hope would be "Eva Mendes." Read more

I'm sorry your dad doesn't like you. Maybe you could be a better son. Read more

Peter King: Read more

We at Sidespin are extremely enmbarassed we didn't break a story that so heavily involves Tampa and Olive Garden. Read more

@donovanjmcnabb: What does everyone think of this MLK guy? I heard he had a Dream, was it a scary dream? Yes or No. #DreamDay #Nightmares Read more

#DreamDay: I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the color coordination of their layered Ralph Lauren polos — the one on the inner layer is always the same color of the embroidered accent logo on the outer layer. Read more

#DreamDay I have a dream that one day my children won't lose a small fraction of my millions in estate taxes. @PhilMickelson Read more

I have a dream that Jos A. Bank will always have these great deals. Read more

I have a dream diary. Read more

"I have a dream that The Masters had its old connotation!" Read more

The good news is that Matt Leinart will never have a concussion problem for essentially the same reason that R.A. Dickey will never have Tommy John surgery. Read more

When his wife is out of town, Joe Flacco makes a big bowl of salad and eats it all by himself while marathoning 60 Minutes episodes. Read more