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Here’s the ridiculous thing: they had the cellphones of the two guys they (the league) were accusing of tampering the balls pursuant to this “scheme”. Read more

Uh, what? When have I ever endorsed British colonialism? Colonialists can get fucked, too. Read more

To everyone who (most likely didn’t read this beautiful and heartfelt essay on what it means to be a friend and and instead) is eagerly taking advantage of the unsupervised open space below to post your unneeded, unwanted and ultimately entirely impertinent opinions about the post or Gawker in general, I won’t bestow Read more

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason. Read more

Doesn’t everyone have some sociopath dork in their freshman dorm who discovers “2112”, weightlifting, and “Atlas Shrugged” early in fall semester, and then won’t shut the fuck up about any of them for the rest of the year? Read more

This is a simple case of he said, she said, he grabbed, she kneed, he pulled back, she punched, he punched, she pressed charges, he got cut from the team not because it’s the right thing to do or anything like that but because he’s likely 5th on the depth chart and will go play one year of 1-AA then transfer back to Read more

Looks like football has the same unwritten rule as baseball: if someone gets in your face, you drill the pitcher. Read more