@Greek McPapadopoulos: They took out the Hitler Building! Where's everybody gonna go to see Hitler memorabilia! Read more

@The Vigilante Face: I also like how John Saxon disappears completely after about the first 15 minutes. "Hey, wasn't John Saxon in this movie?" Read more

@The Vigilante Face: Fight scene with Merlin Olsen, right? Classic. I like how everything reminded Mitchell of food. Read more

@Wyshynski: Same with me and Giant Gila Monster. "I swing whenever I sing whenever I swing whenever I siinnng ..." Read more

The best MST short ever. Read more

@That-Dude: Turn those machines back on! TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON! Read more

@HernandezStache: Your point is ...? (crickets) Read more

@twoeightnine: Joyce DeWitt? Read more

People, I don't think you're getting this. Two of her kids are named Track and Trig. Even Frank Zappa is going, "WTF?" Read more

>>They have five children. Their son, Track, enlisted in the U.S. Army on Sept. 11, 2007. Palin gave birth to their fifth child, Trig, last April.<< Read more

@Azian Zero: However, Palin's spokeswoman told a local TV affiliate the governor will be at the Alaska State Fair on Friday to unveil the state's new quarter. Read more

@Azian Zero: "No way this ends badly" — Walter Mondale Read more

@Camp Tiger Claw: Just don't take away Andy Capp. Read more

@Rob Iracane: Premature A-Speculation? Read more

@Chad Sexington: Agreed. Read more

@HernandezStache: Hey, when McCain chooses between the St. Louis Brown Stockings and the Brooklyn Tip-Tops, I'll write about it. Read more

@JPWs Glorius Bangs: Yes. You win this round. Read more

@UkraineNotWeak: +1, and also there is a very fat pair of pants on the flagpole this morning Read more

Cambot approves Read more

But in what universe are The Goonies and Monster Squad considered sports movies? Larry from Meatballs, specifically the hot dog eating contest, deserves it more. Read more