@Steve_U: Doh! Sorry. Read more

@wonderlic—-myballs: Nobody knows, nobody sees/nobody knows, but me ... Read more

@Jefferson Short Bus: JSB! You are not seen around here as often as we'd like, my friend. Read more

@MisterSexyPants: Wait, didn't slavery end in 1863? Read more

@Matt_T: Oh, there's going to be curiosity over his first column no matter what. It's columns 2 through whatever that you shouldn't click on. Read more

@Longwood: Longwood, you do your avatar proud. Read more

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: You may know it as ... table salt! Read more

@UkraineNotWeak: You just wrote a very short story! Read more

@Drew Magary: Here's a tip: Don't comment while hung over. Read more

@Karlifornia: My bad. I meant the Angels. Read more

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: Actually that was a blockquote; Mr. Lamothe talking. Although I had a generous helping of ears myself. Read more

@UkraineNotWeak: Cheeky bastard! Read more

@HalMcRaeTelethon: Sadly, no. Read more

@Kccal: You know, the Cardinal IS the fiercest robin-sized bird in the world. Read more

@Joke_Killa: a Dayton mall, I said. But actually in Beaver Creek, I guess. Read more

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: ! +1 Read more

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: Sleeve is this generation's Mel Torme Read more

@Doyle McPoyle: Good knowledge. I hereby dub this comment thread The Battle Room. Read more

@The Fan's Attic: Tahoe? Read more

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Banned. But +1. Read more