Learn every single acronym you can. Seriously, nobody speaks a real language in a corporate environment. Just spout off bull-shit acronyms that you've heard/learned from the VPs and Directors and CEO, and you'll be all set in any conversation. Read more
Yes, spreadsheets! They're not nearly as hard to manage as you think. One of the first things to be sent to your new email address at your new tech job will be one of several big honking reports that tracks some facet of the business you're all paid to care about, even if no one actually does. So at least pretend to… Read more
No. 10: Know how you trend. Read more
One thing that helped me was keep track of what you eat. I recommend keeping a food diary (there are a ton of apps for it as well), although it is a lot of work. The thing is, you won't have to do it for the rest of your life, you will use it to identify problems and change behavior and then you can stop. If you… Read more
Lately, most beer manufacturers across both the size and quality spectrums have been inching toward the Cheesecake…
You left off "Cat's Pee on a Goosebury Bush," therefore your list is invalid. Read more
Minecraft will also teach them to expect money for nothing and chicks for free.
Might as well throw this Metro Thuggin' jam in the mix from January too: Read more
I don't know why, but a load of unwashed cloth diapers stinks like ammonia. Read more
I'll be a father for the first time in July. Read more
Shhhhhhh I liked it. Read more
Had to join just to add my very own Tyga anecdote (which has—I think—never been shared before). Read more
It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it. Read more
I don't want to make any promises, but if you stick around here long enough there may be a tutorial that can help with that. Read more
Damn, now I feel bad. And ableist. Read more
I'm sure you get this all the time, but I swear I just told myself, "Man, if I ever have kids, I'm gonna raise 'em like Albert does." Read more
"That means we have only 24 months to squeeze in a worldwide economic collapse, the rise of a totalitarian American police state, and the emergence of a violent televised bloodsport in which garishly costumed assassins hunt down and execute convicts."
Wait, we've accomplished two of those things, haven't we? Read more
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Your mother sounds lovely. Read more