It’s truly amazing how many stupid people will follow these diet fads until they get bored and go back to eating an entire pint of ice cream while watching Netflix.

Eat more fruits and vegetables and lean meats. Stop eating junk food and other bullshit that is obviously terrible for you. And fucking exercise. If you do… Read more

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Back in the 80s AC/DC had a lot more respect for grass on the field. Read more

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted. Read more

This article is written by a sociopath and is intended for general consumption. It is dangerous samizdat and should be deleted. Going to bed at 3am and getting up at 11, staying indoors and never venturing out, bringing sharp knives to places. Think of the children, Deadspin. Read more

Another Bills post? For Christ’s sake. Read more

Anyone who needs this post to figure out how to get semen off of something has never gotten semen on anything.
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God bless whomever picked that header image. Read more

I’m not really comfortable with anyone other than me saying such terrible things to Kyle. Read more

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS? Read more

I grew up playing spades but am now forced to play ‘euchre’ thanks to my wife’s midwest childhood. Read more

This is fantastic information, thank you. A follow up? Read more

AND, you might get in your feelings over the shit-talking, because James isgoing to call you a bitch. He always does that. Read more

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero. Read more

Nice vid. Very Buzzfeedian. My simple restaurant rules: Read more

This scene alone makes the movie. Probably the best acting of Stallone’s career. They never should have made sequels, even if they were solid action movies. Rambo wasn’t just some mindless killer, he was a seriously fucked up dude

There is an alternate ending for First Blood in which Rambo kills himself. What a different world we would live in if they went with that. Read more

Really good advice in this column, if you are going to do it. Most people seem to be caught up in the old fashioned SEX IS SCARY American sentiment. Read more

Well for one, you can love more than one person. For another, having sex with others makes our 1 on 1 sex even better maybe even more meaningful. Read more

I think you forgot step 1: know if even bringing this up is going to sabotage your current relationship. Adultery—even the thought of adultery—is a straight-up dealbreaker for a lot of people. Read more