So I have a VW but one that is NOT affected. I assume the VW brand is going to take a big hit because of this (and my car value). Is this something I can/should hold VW accountable for, and would there be a potential class action lawsuit for people like me?
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I love Billy Joel. I grew up to my mom playing all his albums. My sister and I would mime playing Uptown Girl with a tennis racket for guitar and a paint can for drums. I would amuse my family singing the basso parts in For the Longest Time. My first concert was Storm Front when I was 11. I can still, at the age of… Read more

Angry Orchard is called “Angry Orchard” instead of “Sam Adams Hard Cider (Hahd Cida?)” basically because Jim Cook was too embarrassed to put his name on it. Read more

There’s something about Grimes that’s very Angela Chase trapped in that moment of your first real psychotropic high where you feel immortal and infinite. It’s a really charming aesthetic. Read more

Grimes is an alien teenager from outer space. Oblivion was just some weird adderall jams that worked ‘cause they were scotch-taped together—uneven loops and all—into a conduit between what the underground had already been mainlining and what the mainstream could handle in small doses. The new album is a proper pop…

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting. Read more

Stop writing love letters and making homages, remakes and send ups and just MAKE SOMETHING SCARY MOTHERFUCKERS.
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The best horror movie parody is and always will be Scream. Gonna be hard to top that one: Either you’ll go too far with the self awareness or make the comedy bits too obvious or both. Scream rode that fine line with grace and hilarity:)
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I'm getting so sick of this god damn "let's talk for part of the song almost like we're rappers, but god are we ever white" that's taking over country. Fuck Sam Hunt. Fuck Florida Georgia Line. I don't even know who I like anymore that gets consistent airplay. Zac Brown Band, and maybe Chris Young, but even he's got… Read more

“I am a 26-year-old man living in Michigan. I have a 17-year-old coworker who really wants me. Is it legal for me to have sex with her? Thank you for your time.” Read more

I can think of a lot of things that are worth doing for 24 hours (or more) straight, give you the same “endurance” bragging point, and, most importantly, don’t suck in such a way that you spend the rest of your life lamenting that stupid thing you did with 24 hours of your life you’ll never have back: Read more

This must be what it was like for the guys at MST 3000.
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Maybe you noticed, Simmons left Grantland months ago. A lot of good people just lost their jobs, and our industry just lost a lot of good paying work opportunities. Read more

For when the One Sports Network comes Read more

Some of these games, you see people eat 20, 30 pea nuts at a time, not even caring who sees them Read more

Their web series The Adventures of OG Sherlock Kush is hilarious.

the Columbus Blue Jackets are now 0-8-0, setting the record for the longest pointless streak... Read more

EMCC are not acting like a bunch of Einsteins. Read more