Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…

This really is an amazing quote, and I have no idea what it means. Some points to consider:

The massage therapists' lawsuit — against Brett Favre; the Jets; and the team's massage coordinator, Lisa Ripi — is…

An email from Richard Connor, producer of America's Funniest Home Videos of Toddlers Swinging Baseball Bats in the…

Sweet baby? What the hell is that? Who calls anyone "sweet baby," outside of Boyz II Men songs? This makes Ron…

The Sporting News thinks Kobe and Phil Jackson are now trading "barbs." I dunno. Maybe this sounded a lot more…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…

The league has fined the Jets $100,000 for Sal Alosi's wandering foot, which probably comes to something like…

Dallas police have arrested Nickey Maxwell Van Exel, 20, in the shooting death of Bradley Eyo. [Dallas Observer]

The Tattooed Five will be back in Columbus next year, per an agreement with Jim Tressel, who will teach the players…

The argument here — that we're justified in suspecting Jeff Bagwell of using steroids because he "never uttered a…

Our pals at Flip Flop Fly Ball have charted the evolution of Ron Artest's jersey number, which is currently exiting…

The Vikings' Chris Kluwe, fresh off last week's pillow fight with Peter King over the suddenly divisive issue of…

If you're like me, you'll watch this approximately 30 times in the next hour. It's captivating. [via Plantar…

Co.Design talks to Michael Bierut, the guy responsible for the Big Ten's redesign, who finds himself assailed by the…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…

Thesis. Antithesis. Synthesis.

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…

As you know, Rex Ryan addressed the media earlier today. They asked him some stuff. This is more or less how it…

Here's a letter from Mary Cavallaro of the American Federation of Television and Radio Artists. In it, she assures…