And here's your GIF of the TROPHY EXPLOSION:

EDIT: An earlier version of this post mistakenly attributed Thomas's column to Hutchnews.com, which did in fact run the column, but is not Thomas's employer. We changed our lede to be more accurate. Read more

Another shot of the boat boner:

He was also really good at car commercials:

I argue that Kobe not fat because I think the life jacket is doing weird things with the shadows in the picture on the right. Read more

Just old-fashioned shouting. Craggs's power move is to knock the huge stack of books off his desk. Read more

Reuben won't receive this message because we've already killed him. Read more

How did I do? Read more

Apathy. Read more

Punch that dude. Read more

We gave Kyle a sports video game like a month ago and he said he was going to review it. The hell happened with that, Kyle? Read more

We were all pretty excitable while watching the games, much to the chagrin of everyone else in the office. There was a lot of yelping and other strange noises that I don't think we are too proud about making. Read more

This is tough. Basketball? Read more

I have once, but it was a very odd situation that I'm still befuddled by. Read more

Soon. Read more

I considered myself a gamer until my PS3 got stolen about six months ago, and I've been surprised to find that I haven't really felt the urge to buy a new system since. I dunno, maybe I'm getting old. Read more

It's pretty freewheeling. Tips are usually claimed on a first come first served basis, but we all have vaguely outlined "beats" that sometimes make it obvious who should tackle a certain post. Read more

For those who don't know who's who, we'll work clockwise from the top left: Read more

Jeremy Lin mad? Jeremy Lin mad. Read more

Yeah, it definitely looks like there is something going on with her vision. Read more