A strong and brave piece. Thank you. +1 Read more
When I was in high school, I let my guy friends shoot crumpled paper balls into my cleavage at lunch. I thought this…
I’m extremely pissed at you guys. You went and done it. You made a good TV show. Congratu-fucking-lations, my dudes and gals and Torches. All the crappiness(that’s a good thing, you Jalops should know what I mean by that) was embodied into a TV show that is a smack in the face to all the other ones. They should be… Read more
Sneak preview of the Jalopnik auto show
More than 10 times a day. And it really, truly is mentally and spiritually exhausting. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if I were one of the dozens of millions of people who sit more squarely in the crosshairs of the cruelty and hatred he embodies. Read more
I’ve changed the voice for Siri so it is an Australian man, and it brings me such joy. Read more
i was a big fan of the early ‘90s Cavaliers. Great team except the Jordan-led Bulls were far better of course. Gerald Wilkins was brought in to be the “Jordan stopper.” Heh heh heh.... Read more
Anthony Mason and Charles Oakley from the 90s Knicks. I mean, I was a 13-year old Knicks fan, so obviously I cheered for them, but something about the fact that neither one of them had a body built for basketball spoke to my pre-puberty dreams. They were definitely two rampaging bulls, but I loved everything about… Read more
Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO Read more
because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish Read more
I would say eat shit but you already do Read more
Three feet or thirty feet, either way he makes the biggest putz. Read more
Look, a lot of them are bad Read more
What’s tongue in cheek about shitting on the worst person you know? Read more
Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door. Read more
you’re wrong Read more
