• 7 p.m. — Arena Football Playoffs: Philadelphia Soul at Georgia Force. You can't force soul on people. It has to come naturally. [ESPN2]
• 8 p.m. — MLB: Atlanta Braves at San Diego Padres. Greg Maddux pitching against his former team, making for a riveting storyline three years ago. [ESPN]
• 8 p.m. — Movie: There's Something About Mary. It's not a stretch to assert this was Chris Elliott's most cultured role ever. [AMC]
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