What to watch while coming to grips with a gay Dumbledore...
• 8 p.m. — MLB: ALCS, Game 6: Cleveland Indians at Boston Red Sox. Curt Schilling was last seen asking Harvey Firestein for a Josh Beckett mask. [FOX]
• 8 p.m. — College football: Michigan at Illinois. Maybe if the Illini weren't always fighting, they could resolve their football games diplomatically. [ABC]
• 9 p.m. — College football: Auburn at LSU. Eaux, the humanity! [ESPN]
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