What to watch while having so many people to thank, wow, my incredible cast, I couldn't have done it without you, my director, my agent who believed in me when nobody else did, my parents, who always supported everything I've always done, the studio, oh my god I know I'm leaving someone out, and all of you, my fans who have the power to make a difference, I love you all! Goodnight, Toledo!
• 7 p.m. — Tennis: Australian Open, early rounds. So early, we get to watch them live a day before Australia does. [ESPN2]
• 8 p.m. — Debut: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. They come from the future to tell us who wins the Australian Open. [FOX]
• 9 p.m. — No-frills Golden Globe Awards, as opposed to No Frills Airline. The first person to complain about this awards show being too short gets impaled with a pork chop bone. [NBC]
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