What to watch while asking the referee for his phone number ...
• 6:17 p.m. — Super Bowl XLII: Pittsburgh Steelers at Dallas Cowboys. (Just seeing who really reads these.) [FOX]
Alternative Super Bowl Programming
• 6: p.m. — My Big Breasts And Me. "Three women openly discuss the negative impact their large breasts have had on their lives." This is a 30-second show. [BBC America]
• 8 p.m. — Movie: Legally Blonde. Reese Witherspoon decided to do this movie once the director explained the jokes to her. [Comedy Central]
• 9 p.m. — To Catch A Predator. It's only a matter of time before a Deadspin commenter is asked to have a seat. [MSNBC]
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