To Watch Tonight

What to watch while mocking people who waste time on the Internet making these videos, then getting back to your 3,000 word sports blog dissertation on the relationship between 9th inning walks and hockey overtime ...
6 p.m. — Pac 10 championship: Stanford vs. UCLA [CBS]; A-10 Championship: St. Joseph's vs. Temple [ESPN]; Mt. West championship: BYU vs. UNLV. [VS] Since Georgia beat Kentucky this afternoon, if they're victorious tonight and tomorrow, they're going to make them play the winner of all these games on Monday.
7 p.m. — MAC championship: Kent State vs. Akron [ESPN2]; SWAC championship: Jackson State vs. Mississippi Valley State. [ESPNU] This SWAC is phenomenal.
8 p.m. — MEAC championship: Coppin State vs. Morgan State [ESPN Classic] Got a little Coppin-Morgan in you?
9 p.m. — Big East championship: Pittsburgh vs. Georgetown [ESPN]; WAC championship: Boise State vs. New Mexico State. [ESPN2] But how would Tyler Hansbrough win either of these games?
11 p.m. — Big West championship: UC-Irvine vs. Cal-Fullerton. [ESPN] The UCI Anteaters have never been to the Big Dance, and Aram Fingal would like to keep it that way.